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Relax, nobody's perfect...!

Relax, nobody's perfect...!

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the-queen-of-feels* 1 decade ago

My name is Nobody, and I'm perfect.

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posted April 17, 2013 at 9:42am UTC tagged with funny, cute, lol, true

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