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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art sweaty and

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art sweaty and disgusting and please go away.

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posted April 17, 2013 at 5:33pm UTC tagged with funny, poem, summer, insult

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Being the unattractive friend is not easy. I don't think we get enough credit.
So I was babysitting this girl and we were watching TV and the satellite sort of cut out because it was raining really hard so I just said, "Thunder God, if you give us our satellite, I'll give you ice cream." A second later the thunder clapped again and our TV came back on. The girl was forcing me to hold up my end of the bargain, so guess who had to make ice cream for the thunder God?

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