Weird Quote #6724310
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I dip my animal crackers in hot chocolate. I bite popsicles.

I dip my animal crackers in hot chocolate. I bite popsicles. I'd rather have a bunch of grapes than anything. I like swimming just because I can go underwater and forget the world. I lay upside on my bed and rub my stomach. During fireworks, I close my eyes and just listen. I dance like a s/ut some days, and like a loser the next. I dip french fries in chocolate malts at Johnny Rockets. I act out scenarios to my reflection in the mirror. I climb on the jungle gym whenever I go to the park. I have deep conversations about life with myself. When I'm sad, I sleep with a teddy bear. I sleep with 5 blankets during the winter. I have to have at least 1 blanket over me to sleep. I flex my thigh and calf just to move. I sti strangely in my desk at school. If I'm in an excessively energized mood, I shake my a//s when I walk. I try and sound deep and intelligent when I'm just not that smart. I have little fantasies that I think are cute but are actually just strange. I'm addicted to vanilla frosting and pretzels. I purposely say the wrong answer in class so I don't seem overly smart. I dream of doing that rebel sh/t, but am too much of a goody goody to actually do it. I'd rather sit on the roof and read a book than anything else. I love the feeling you get after you run, but hate running. I say things a 2nd grader would find funny, and I die of laughter. I bite the inside of my mouth when I'm thinking about something. I won't look you in the eye if I'm thinking about something. I have major mood swings for no reason. I babble on about absolute nonsense, and nothing I say makes sense to anyone but me. But that's just me, take it or leave it. 

28 Comments

xosmileyxo4 1 decade ago
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I really really like this. Everyone on witty should make one of these about him/herself(:
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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You should make one! I'll totally read it!
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IllFightForDestruction 1 decade ago
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Ok this is just like oh my god I can't even... YOU JUST FREAKING READ MY MIND.
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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Nice username and haha great minds think alike dearie <3
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IllFightForDestruction 1 decade ago
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thank you!
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Shana* 1 decade ago
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Omg. Will you just marry me? Literally in sitting here waiting for something that I don't do and I just can't. That is all completely me. Hahaha (btw I'm straight I was just kidding about the marrying thing;p)
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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haha WITTY MARRIAGE
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Shana* 1 decade ago
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HAHA YES. LETS DO IT
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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I need to meet you in person some day. For over half that stuff is just like me :)) wow... And books... Nothing gets better than them an laughing at lames jokes <3
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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HELL YES
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha yeah.... I also jam out to music in pjs xD outside XD oops... I think I just crossed from weird to retarded right there :/
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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LOL I've danced down my street yelling out song lyrics and acting drunk
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha my whole neighborhood thinks I'm permanently high xD they're so boringly normal >.< but yeah. My sister has contemplated putting me in a padded room. I feel like I'd have fun in there though xD
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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OMG YES!!! I would love it! I'd like jump into the walls just cuz I could xD
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha I told my friend's I'd do that xD I also said I'd do flips and stuff because it's a padded room... They'd probably keep me there when the day is done xD
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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LMFAO I wouldn't mind for a day or two, but I get bored easily haha
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha same. I want a day in there one for the fun but I wanna go in with friend's xD we'd have soooo much fun xD
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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LOL I wouldn't have friends after that day! xD They'd all petition to get me permanently locked in it or something D: LMFAOO
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha mine would get locked in with me xD they alrefy know I'm crazy... That's probably why I have so few XD
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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Same here, but they'd do it just cuz that's their idea of amusement xD LMFAO
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Hahahahha and then on a big day of your life, they'll make a speech and add that in there xD HAHA I can see that happening xD
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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LOL yep ;) s'my friends!
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha lucky. That's my parents >.< every chance they get, they tell an embarrassing tale and claim it's "cute"... I love my parents and all but for grad this year they sent in the worst photos ever.... I'm gonna die >.<
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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ahhhh haha my elementary school had a huge 6th grade graduation and when i graduated they needed 3 pics at different stages of your life... i had the absolute WORST pictures ever
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha same! I have one of me that should have never been taken. My cosines is in the background jumping with her mouth open wide. I'm sitting down making a fish face with huge eyes and making a peace sign with my hand.... I don't think anyone can get worse than that >.<
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TheHalfbacksGirl 1 decade ago
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That's adorable haha
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doublesidedice 1 decade ago
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Haha say what you will. If you saw it you'd never let it go xD
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