I know it's like trying to find a unicorn, in a herd of horses, while firing a musket at any apple on top of somebody's head, while riding a donkey down main street!
Yes! Same problem here. Those poor boys, I wonder who told them wearing their pants around their knees, was attractive. Whoever it was, it was a cruel joke to play on them. I seriously wonder if any girl actually finds boys with "swag" attractive.
ME: (joy ensues promptly)