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Google: Why does my cat lick me? John Green: Okay, I'm gonna

Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

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Mangooo 7 years ago
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NERDFIGHTERS UNITE
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whereismymind 7 years ago
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And this is why I love John Green <3
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WhenAllElseFails 7 years ago
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LAAWWWLL.
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Pluto* 7 years ago
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HAHAHA, I saw this on tumblr and I couldn't stop laughing XD
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posted April 20, 2013 at 2:15pm UTC tagged with funny, johngreen, google, green, john