Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner. Me: Okay let me just

          Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
          Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
          Mom: What?
          Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
          Mom: Honey, I can't hear you.  You need to speak up.
          Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
          Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.