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People are willing to endure sideways head eating for tacos,but

People are willing to endure sideways head eating for tacos,but would they do it for a sideways cheeseburger or sideways sphagetti?
Tacos remain your best bet for sideways head eating.
~Dear dumb diary

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Secret42

posted April 20, 2013 at 6:31pm UTC tagged with funny, taco, willing, cheeseburger, deardumbdiary, sideways, sphagetti

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