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Good men are like unicorns. Everyone talks about them , but nobody




Good men are like unicorns.


Everyone talks about them , but nobody has actually seen them.
 

20 Comments

JustNodandSmile 8 years ago
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Ahhh. But I've seen both.
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PurplePenguins 8 years ago
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I Actually Want A Unicorn
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justkiddiing 8 years ago
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I have found him, he's my best friend :) he kinda friendzoned me, I kinda friendzoned him. It's perfect :)
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BehindEachSmile 8 years ago
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It's under funny, guys. Despite what you might think sometimes it is okay to make jokes and be a little sarcastic..
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thgcfmj123 8 years ago
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I take this offensive
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SalemSoto 8 years ago
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THIS QUOTE WASNT MENT TO OFFEND ANYONE , .
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dolph* 8 years ago
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Martin Luther King was a good man.

Barack Obama is a good man.

Nelson Mandela is a good man.

Prince William and Prince Harry are good men.

Abraham Lincoln was a good man.

So how about no
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SalemSoto 8 years ago
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It wasn't ment to offend anyone .
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shoot4thestars 8 years ago
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Barack Obama isn't a good man.. just because he's president at the moment doesn't mean that he is a good man....
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dolph* 8 years ago
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He's a good man.
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converse_girl17 8 years ago
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I agree with you. He has put is in trillions of national debt (not all from him nessessarily) he has tried to outlaw guns- our second amendment- he has done nothing productive for his country. He spent 1 million government dollars to study how video games affect old people's minds. He is a terrible president.
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shoot4thestars 8 years ago
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Exactly
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dolph* 8 years ago
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I didn't say he was a good president. I said he was a good man.
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converse_girl17 8 years ago
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But he's not..:/
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dolph* 8 years ago
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Oh, my apologies, I didn't realize you were related to the President of America and know him on a personal level. Just because you have an opinion on something doesn't mean that it's face, so do me a favout and keep your opinion to yourself.
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converse_girl17 8 years ago
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know President Obama had taken away our freedom of speech yet. So why don't you get your facts straight . Thanks
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dolph* 8 years ago
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No he hasn't, because he's a good man.
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converse_girl17 8 years ago
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Whatever, uneducated people like you will sink this country. So think whatever, but this one baseball player once told me, lying is bad for your health.
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dolph* 8 years ago
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Actually I'm from England, which shows you clearly don't know me and have no right to assume I'm uneducated, when I probably get a LOT higher grades than you. I actually pity someone like you who has to resort to insults to win an argument, and can't win it on basic logic or intellect. Such a shame.
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EvilAngel 8 years ago
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Quotes like this are the reason why girls have a terrible reputation.
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