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Good men are like unicorns. Everyone talks about them , but nobody

Good men are like unicorns.

Everyone talks about them , but nobody has actually seen them.

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JustNodandSmile 1 decade ago

Ahhh. But I've seen both.

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PurplePenguins 1 decade ago

I Actually Want A Unicorn

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justkiddiing 1 decade ago

I have found him, he's my best friend :) he kinda friendzoned me, I kinda friendzoned him. It's perfect :)

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BehindEachSmile 1 decade ago

It's under funny, guys. Despite what you might think sometimes it is okay to make jokes and be a little sarcastic..

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thgcfmj123 1 decade ago

I take this offensive

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SalemSoto 1 decade ago

THIS QUOTE WASNT MENT TO OFFEND ANYONE , .

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dolph* 1 decade ago

Martin Luther King was a good man.

Barack Obama is a good man.

Nelson Mandela is a good man.

Prince William and Prince Harry are good men.

Abraham Lincoln was a good man.

So how about no

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SalemSoto 1 decade ago

It wasn't ment to offend anyone .

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shoot4thestars 1 decade ago

Barack Obama isn't a good man.. just because he's president at the moment doesn't mean that he is a good man....

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dolph* 1 decade ago

He's a good man.

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converse_girl17 1 decade ago

I agree with you. He has put is in trillions of national debt (not all from him nessessarily) he has tried to outlaw guns- our second amendment- he has done nothing productive for his country. He spent 1 million government dollars to study how video games affect old people's minds. He is a terrible president.

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shoot4thestars 1 decade ago

Exactly

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dolph* 1 decade ago

I didn't say he was a good president. I said he was a good man.

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converse_girl17 1 decade ago

But he's not..:/

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dolph* 1 decade ago

Oh, my apologies, I didn't realize you were related to the President of America and know him on a personal level. Just because you have an opinion on something doesn't mean that it's face, so do me a favout and keep your opinion to yourself.

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converse_girl17 1 decade ago

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know President Obama had taken away our freedom of speech yet. So why don't you get your facts straight . Thanks

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dolph* 1 decade ago

No he hasn't, because he's a good man.

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converse_girl17 1 decade ago

Whatever, uneducated people like you will sink this country. So think whatever, but this one baseball player once told me, lying is bad for your health.

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dolph* 1 decade ago

Actually I'm from England, which shows you clearly don't know me and have no right to assume I'm uneducated, when I probably get a LOT higher grades than you. I actually pity someone like you who has to resort to insults to win an argument, and can't win it on basic logic or intellect. Such a shame.

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