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Me: A cute boy just told me I looked nice today. We are getting

Me: A cute boy just told me I looked nice today. We are getting married.
Friend: ...
Me: UPDATE: He doesn't like hockey. We are getting a divorce.
Friend: That is the most Canadian reasons for a divorce I have ever seen.

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Hale_Storm18

posted April 24, 2013 at 2:54pm UTC tagged with hockey, attractive, cuteboy, truestorybro, funny

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