Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll

Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll clean my room, sweep the floor, mow the lawn, wash the cars, clean the windows, do the laundry, scrub the floors...
*Plans elaborate ways to clean the house.*
*Gets home, sits on couch, picks up laptop.*
Me: "Eh, maybe another day."