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When her toes start throwing up gang signs, you know you've hit

When her toes start throwing up gang signs, you know you've hit the right spot.

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Gpc11

posted April 27, 2013 at 12:05am UTC tagged with doing, itright, funny

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Sign at a bar... ♂: no shirt, no service ♀: no shirt, free drinks
I got 99 problems, and I wish a b*tch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals.

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good points of being in a relationship: -Get hugs whenever you want -Get someone telling you they love you -Knowing you make someone happy -People are jealous of your relationship -You're happy -You get to show eachother off -Cute texts -You can smell his cologne good points of being single: -You can hug your self for as long as you want -No sharing food -meals for two; for one ^_^ -can stare at extremely attractive people without feeling guilty -Can flirt with whoever you want -NO SHARING FOOD (i know i already said that, but who likes sharing?) -You get to spend the time on the internet without someone sending you soppy texts -YOU CAN GO INTO A FREAKING STORE AND GET SPRAYED BY THE SAME COLOGNE HE USES FOR FREE!! (creepy, don't do that, or you can idc) -MORE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS -YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHARE ICECREAM!!! so basically..... i wanted to prove a point... i don't know what point... uhmmm.... stay single.... uhm... you'll get more food? yyeeaaahh wittians love food! xD