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last summer i was on a plane and i noticed the girl infront of

last summer i was on a plane and i noticed the girl infront of me was on tumblr, so i got my followers to send her messages like 'i like the plane youre on' or complementing her on the clothes she was wearing

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AmbersWittyProfile

posted April 27, 2013 at 9:36am UTC tagged with tumblr, funny, summer

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