Funny Quote #6735488
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If countries were students Australia: The class clown who makes

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

60 Comments

ForWhomTheBellTolls* 1 decade ago
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Oh, There's this thing called Hetalia
You guys should google it,
Srly.
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*tripsoverfridge* 1 decade ago
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New Zealand- H3LLS YEAH!!!!!
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伤* 1 decade ago
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aussies - Janoskians.
british - 1D
canada - justin bieber
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AnimeWolf56 1 decade ago
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watch Hetalia.
you will love it.
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Babbie 1 decade ago
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The Chinese thing made me laugh XD so true, so reluctant to give everyone elsse a chance?! Xoxo
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legit7 1 decade ago
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WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME LOL
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OrangeFlashingRage 1 decade ago
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NZ has a friendly relationship with aussie but yes they do suck;)) So true about portrayals people make of others and stereotypics that are often pointed out. I have been to NZ and Aussie and uv hit the nail on the head;))
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dani64 1 decade ago
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THE ACCURACY OF THIS OH MY GOD
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Weirderthanyou 1 decade ago
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thats funny because most canadians aren't like that
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Are you serious? Every Canadian I've met is seriously the most polite person ever.
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Weirderthanyou 1 decade ago
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omg most people in my city are so rude. i would like to meet the canadians you know.
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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I've met ones from Nova Scotia, Ontario, New Brunswick, and Quebec and they've all been nice so idk
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*VA VA VOOM* 1 decade ago
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Really,English guys as gentlemen, I wish .Guys in my class are total opposites. You might wanna check out England yourself...
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ChrisMat 1 decade ago
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Lol maybe Greece is not well-known, but what would it be?
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illgiveyouablackeye* 1 decade ago
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This so reminds me of Hetalia >.<
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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago
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Switzerland: The one who doesn't say anything because he keeps world peace.
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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago
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I'm Russian....[;
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awesomeness...* 1 decade ago
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totally makes sense :D
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Zoë* 1 decade ago
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English... gentlemen? *laughs* And the French and English do get along, but they have had some history of hating each other. But this is still funny ^^
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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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Most English boys are actually crude chavs, but eh. Also I'm pretty sure France would rather maim England.
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.* 1 decade ago
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Ireland; England's drunken little brother
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ninjamim 1 decade ago
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english chick ayeee, but the english hate the french haha ;)
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xHollyx 1 decade ago
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Can you do another one including countries like Scotland & Ireland? :)
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DreamingxOfxYou 1 decade ago
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And Wales as well:)
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