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Hm, so I'm either PMSing, dehydrated, or a meth addict...yup makes sense.

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posted April 27, 2013 at 5:20pm UTC tagged with funny, symptoms

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On the second day of freshman year my AP class had a test on what we read over the summer. My teacher left the room as soon as he passed out the test to make some copies. As soon as the door closed behind him, my friends and I started yelling the answers across the room. We didn't get caught. He thought that since we were in the only advanced class in our grade we were mature. Oh how wrong he was. This is literally how my high school works...
Why I'll be the best parent ever: When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah, I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like, "Oh my God."

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