Why I'll be the best parent ever:
When I get into a big fight with my future teenage child and they
won't back down I'm just going to yell, "Thank God
I'm not your biological mother!" Then I'll watch
them freak out for a few minutes before saying, "Nah,
I'm just kidding." And then they'll get all mad and
I'll just be like, "That's what you get for giving
me attitude." And then my husband will just be there like,
"Oh my God."