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Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Hey, I was
Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Hey, I was just kidding..
I hope you fall down the stairs too.
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posted April 28, 2013 at 12:38am UTC tagged with
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