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Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never

Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.

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posted April 28, 2013 at 1:52pm UTC tagged with funny, omfg, ruined, imcrying, mychildhood, ijustrealizedthis, rightinthechildhood

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