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Mom: Why are you crying? Me: I'm not, it's an allergic

Mom: Why are you crying?
Me: I'm not, it's an allergic reaction.
Mom: Oh my God! To what? I need to get you some medication!!!
Me: To life...
Mom: Oh.

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ChocoTaco

posted April 28, 2013 at 2:24pm UTC tagged with true, life, funny

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