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Teacher: Did you do your homework? Student: Did you grade my

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did you grade my test?
Teacher: I have other student's tests to grade.
Student: I have other teachers homework to do.

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Soccerfata

posted April 29, 2013 at 10:39pm UTC tagged with school, funny, sotrue

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