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oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house


oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.

Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!

apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god

 

7 Comments

kelly* 1 decade ago
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omg lololol
I'm your neighbour.
( I live in Aussie ) (:
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luv4ever57 1 decade ago
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My stomach hurts from laughing my god
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hockeyprincess11 1 decade ago
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I'm praying you're from London. New Zealand, Australia, or the East coast if you're saying "Mum".
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BlackButterflies 1 decade ago
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New Zeaaaaaaland bro
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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I just watched your Youtube vid (I'm not sure why but I was searching up witty). I've been to NZ. It was pretty nice. Your accent's pretty cute. ^-^
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Johanna Mason* 1 decade ago
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YAY aotearoa represent!!!!!! (Aotearoa = maori name for New Zealand) :)
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stellarflame* 1 decade ago
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I seriously thought this was about me for a sec and then I reread it lol
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