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can feburary march? no but april may. where do you drown a hipster?

can feburary march? no but april may.
where do you drown a hipster? in the mainstream.
what did the fish sy when it ran into a wall? dam.
mexican jokes and black jokes and black jokes are prettyuch the same. once youve heard juan youve heard jamal.
what do you call someone with no body and no nose? nobody knows
when i found out my toaster wasnt waterproof i was shocked.
what does a mermaid wear in math class. aldae-bra
what do you call an aligator in a vest? an investagater

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Make It Work 💋* 1 decade ago
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Why so u have to be so funnyy?! ur too cute <3 love you babe!!
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sportynerdfreak 1 decade ago
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haha. i dont know. i just fi d stuff like that. im weird... i love you tp baby
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Make It Work 💋* 1 decade ago
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ur nawt weird...just super adorable!!!! love u MORE!!!!!
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sportynerdfreak 1 decade ago
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haha
you are too. no i love you more
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Make It Work 💋* 1 decade ago
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Hahaha nobody loves u like i doo!!
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sportynerdfreak 1 decade ago
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And no body will ever love me like you do!
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Make It Work 💋* 1 decade ago
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ok then lets agree to disagree!!! i love u still!!
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sportynerdfreak 1 decade ago
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haha. okay baby what ever you wany! i love you still to!
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Make It Work 💋* 1 decade ago
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lol i love you! <3
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