Me: how are you? mom: I'm good. me: I wasn't talking

Me: how are you?
mom: I'm good.
me: I wasn't talking to you.
mom: then WHO could you POSSIBLY be talking to?
me: my twin sister.
mom: you don't have a twin sister.
me: BECAUSE I ATE HER WHILE WE WERE IN THE WOMB! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
mom: you're a dork. Finish your homework so we can go to the mall already.