*So this guy and I were play
fighting when suddenly*
Him: YOU WANNA GO BRO? YOU WANNA GO?
Him: *pulls out flowers* on a date?
Me: Wha-?
Him: WHAT? YOU WANT BEEF?
Him: Or seafood. Its your choice, Im the one
taking you out.
Me: Im so los-
Him: DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?
Him: Or inside, but I thought a moonlight dinner would be more
romantic
Me: Huh, why-?
Him: MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT AT 4:
30.
Him: So I can drive you to the dinner.
Me: Are you ser-
Him: OH, ITS ON!
Him: For tomorrow.
Him: *pats me on the back and walks away*
Me: What just happened?