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mom: sets down a piece of buttered toast in front of me me:

mom: *sets down a piece of buttered toast in front of me*
me: thanks! *uses hands to pick it up*
mom: no wait, its still-
me: AGH! *drops bread*
mom: -hot...

every. single. time.
mq

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luvmeplz

posted May 3, 2013 at 8:50pm UTC tagged with true, mom, hot, ow, toast, everysingletime, funny

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*when eating at friends home* friend's mom: do you want some more ham? normal people: yes please! you're such a good cook! me: yea! give me the rest. and the leftover salad. ooh, that meatloaf over there looks good. i call it! oh, i smell pie! are you making pumpkin pie? save me a quarter. no, make that a half. extra whipped cream! and i'll have a liter of soda if you can. and to top it off, if you're not eating that piece of ham on your plate, can i have it? thanks. mq
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mom: *sets down a piece of buttered toast in front of me* me: