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Me: "I talk to myself." Me: "Me too."

Me: "I talk to myself."

Me: "Me too."

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posted May 3, 2013 at 10:45pm UTC tagged with funny, foreveralone, butseriously

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Penguins be like: "Walk into the club like, whaddup I gotta big flock."
Dear girls, I heard you like bad boys. Those guys who act like they don't care about you, which makes you try harder to make them like you. Those guys who wouldn't reply to your texts until later on, which makes you wait around and miss him more. Those guys who act distant from you, which makes you try harder to get their attention. Those guys who know they can get a lot of girls, which makes you more afraid to lose them. Those guys who would show you they're interested in you one day, but act different the next day, which makes you too confused to make the decision to leave him. Those guys who will make you fall for them but they can care less, which makes you stuck and not being able to move on cause you care too much. Has anyone ever told you that you deserve better than that? You probably have. And you know what? It's about time you realize that. If a guy likes you, he'll meet you halfway. Simple as that. Don't settle for a bad boy when you deserve a good man.

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