Me: Grandma am i adopted? Grandma : Idk maby Me: Grandma are

Me: Grandma am i adopted?
Grandma : Idk maby 
Me: Grandma are u kidding?
Grandma: No honey no i have to tell the truth...
Me: Wait what ?
Grandma: You're my daughter
Me: Wtf?
Grandma: Yeah but i was so old to have a girl so...
Me: This is not happening to me...
Grandma : You're beautiful just like me babe
Me: Grandma please 
Grandma: april's foooooool
Me: wtf we're in may
Grandma : Oh