sister: it smells like weed in here.
sisters boyfriend: seriously i thought i was the
only one who could smell it. do you smell it amanda?
me: i don't actually know what weed smells
like but sure
sisters boyfriend: how can you not know what it smells
like? i know you don't smoke but all of your friends do.
me: all of my friends respect that i don't smoke and
they respect that i don't like having people smoking around
me. so they don't. they go elsewhere.
sisters boyfriend: wow, i'm actually proud of that.
good for you.