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me: okay, okay, i'm sorry. me: is aggressively not sorry

me: okay, okay, i'm sorry.
me: *is aggressively not sorry*

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posted May 5, 2013 at 4:56am UTC tagged with funny, same

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oh god I was in a cafe with my family getting breakfast, and i ordered eggs benedict except the eggs were overcooked and it was basically really gross, so my sister took one look at it and bellowed, "That's not Eggs Benedict! THAT IS EGGS CUMBERBATCH!" I REALLY HOPE YOU ALL UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS
Me: I only have 3,300 followers; there are people that have more than me, and not all my quotes get over 100 faves. I don't think I'm witty famous. Everyone: oh my god you know you are witty famous STOP BEING AN ATTENTION SEEKER and get over yourself! .... Me: I have 3,300 followers and get a lot of top quotes. I guess I'm what people refer to when they talk about witty famous people. Everyone: you self-centered attention attention wh*re, no one who's witty famous actually considers themself to be witty famous. You steal quotes from tumblr and you crush people just to get followers. How dare you think you're superior to anyone? Grow up! You know what? I can't win. I'd just like to say a few things. 1) I don't take quotes from tumblr. Ever. I sometimes quote song lyrics but the rest are all mine. The fact that you think I do says that you haven't read many of my quotes at all. 2) I don't consider myself to be superior to any of you at all, but when people make quotes that collectively bash the "witty famous people" or "top quoters", it hurts. A lot. I don't make anyone favourite my quotes. 3) Well, it's been nice. I'm taking a break.

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