Funny Quote #6746800
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Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she

Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."

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I would laugh at this, but i already laughed at it when i saw it on Tumblr.

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Hale_Storm18

posted May 5, 2013 at 4:34pm UTC tagged with funny, friend, mom, phone

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She captures her reflection when she throws the mirror to the floor. Her image is distorted, screaming "Is it worth it anymore?" Are you scared of the things that they might put you through? Does it make you wanna hide the inner you? You're not the only one, so let them critisize. You're untouchable when you realize His body starts to flicker like nobody wants to know his name. Just another soul with feelings, but nobody there to feel the pain. They can rip you, bring you down to their size. But they will never get to the heart you hold inside. You're not the only one, so let them critisize. You're untouchable when you realize.
I have a friend and her mom forced her to go to church against her will. When the holy water at the church touched her skin, she screamed "It burns." Long story short, she isn't allowed back in that church anymore.

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