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Wanna hear a joke about my pe.nis? Never mind, it's too long.

Wanna hear a joke about my pe.nis? Never mind, it's too long.

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Rosaa 1 decade ago

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posted May 6, 2013 at 10:07am UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol

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