Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. This is no coincidence.

bacon has five letters

((The convo down there omg. brbdying))

Death has five letters.

Happy has five letters. Witty has five letters.
This is no coincidence.

The sound I just made was not human OH MY FREAKING GOSH

hahahaha

so today when I was at school we were waiting for the buses and I saw you commented on my profile (I was on my phone) and I started fanboying and was like slapping my friend Laurens shoulder over and over and over again saying "omg hail storm just commented me omg omg omg" and then my crush walked over and like looked at my phone and I was on your profile then he was making a joke or something but the point is the fact that I was fanboying over you made my crush talk to me so uh thanks. ;)

Aww you're welcome haha
Now you need to find a way to get my crush to talk to me :P JK he's a sophomore and I've talked to him like twice and I'm pretty sure he doesn't know my name so yeah nevermind don't

So heres my plan,
my cousin Katie who lives in Boston is here visiting, I'll hitch a ride with her to Boston, go stay with you and then go to your school. So i'll go up to him and be like "Yo dawg, waddup meh hoom slyce, yew byist bie askin out haleigh. k? k."

Ohmygosh I can't breathe. This is happening

hahahhahaha come down.

Come down?

*calm
stfu it was late ok?

NO EXCUSE FOR TYPOS. NO EXCUSE ELI.

EXCUSE HALEIGH, EXCUSES FOR TYPOS

NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE.

YESITY YES YES YES.
I'm at school for afterschool and my crush is sitti mg right behind ne omg this is serious

Woah man woah you have to tell me how it goes

I will. The most he's done is look at me. Like wtf no