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"There is no 'I' in happyness." me: I'm

"There is no 'I' in happyness."

me: I'm so done here.

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Eli123qwe

posted May 6, 2013 at 10:36pm UTC tagged with funny, happiness

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Today I was walking with my little sister around the block I was passing by this girl's house who sometimes says "Hi" to me when I go for runs. She asked if my little sister and I could come over her house to color chalk on the driveway with her for a while. I said "yes" and we spent the afternoon together coloring chalk with her. She told me that we were the only friends she ever had that ever came over to her house. She was telling me how it was the best day in her life that we came over to be with her because her mom is pregnant, and can't drive her around to friends' houses or give her a lot of attention. She was alone most of the time, and she was new in her school so not many people talked to her. It really made my day that just by coloring chalk with this little girl that I could make her so much happier.