Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive,
so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice
stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell
don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"