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Me: "Hola! Como estas?:)'' Spanish guy: Speaks mad fast Spanish

Me: "Hola! Como estas?:)''
Spanish guy: *Speaks mad fast Spanish*
Me: "Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"

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posted May 7, 2013 at 7:13pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, heartwarming

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here is a great story..... A girl went to a party and she ended up staying longer than she planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. when she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Fav. this if you truly believe in God PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father" stand up for Him. 51% won't fav this nmq
I love that kid who argues with the teacher and entertains the whole class.

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