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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.

Dad: Son,where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school *Robot slaps son*
Son: OK,I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one ?
Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*

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posted May 8, 2013 at 3:32pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, haha, liars, robots