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Boy on Twitter: my ex just sent me a picture of her having s.x

Boy on Twitter:
my ex just sent me a picture of her having s.x with her new boyfriend,
to make me feel jealous.
I sent it to her dad.

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The Chosen One* 1 decade ago

Omfg so funneh!

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posted May 8, 2013 at 4:14pm UTC tagged with twitter, boys, bestrevengeever, funny

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