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I hate those moments when you stand in front of a door for 15
I hate those moments when you stand in front of a door for 15 minutes trying to pull it open only to realize it says PUSH.
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Me:*Sticks out tongue* Friend:*Sticks out tongue* Me:*Sticks out tongue* Teacher: What are you doing? Friend: Nothing. Me: I AM STICKING OUT MY TONGUE!! :D
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