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I'M NOT SAYING I HATE YOU I'm saying if you were on fire

  I'M NOT SAYING I HATE YOU

  I'm saying if you were on fire and i had water, I'd poor
  the water on the grass and waste it.

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posted May 11, 2013 at 1:03am UTC tagged with funny, water, hate, grass, waste

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