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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch." 

4 Comments

★♡flying high♥☆* 8 years ago
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Corned beef?? What's the that? Its bacon and cabbage am I dunno what corned beef is
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Cailin Dorothy* 8 years ago
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I'm Irish. It is beef brisket soaked in brine.
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br0kenwings 8 years ago
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Corned beef is meat treated with salt water - which preserves it - then to cook it, it is boiled.
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booda456 8 years ago
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you know like breaded chicken? its like that but beef
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posted May 12, 2013 at 9:44pm UTC tagged with irish, blonde, mexican, funny

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