Normal girls:
He
does'nt like me. :(
Me: lol I'm a
potato. xD
Normal girls:
Relationship status: It's
complicated.
Me: I've never met
my boyfriends, heh.
Normal girls:
My
boyfriend didn't call me..
Me: My boyfriends
don't know I exist....
Normal girls:
Ugh, I
broke a nail!
Me: I lost a follower?
That's really nice of you.
Normal girls:
I got
betrayed by my best friend.
Me: My best friend just
stole my theme? No, just no.
Normal girls:
*can't decide on what to
wear*
Me: *Has trouble
gaining followers*
Normal girls:
My
boyfriend is sexy.
Me: I'm pretty sure
my boyfriends are homosexuals.