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Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't

Girls I know: Ugh, like five guys like me at one time. I don't know which one to pick! I hate my life.
Me: Two guys made eye contact with me in the past three years. Which one should I have a super secret crush on?

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ChocoTaco

posted May 14, 2013 at 9:17pm UTC tagged with joke, lol, foreveralone, funny

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