Me: mom, mom, mom... I'm hungry. Mom: have fruit. Me: okay

Me: mom, mom, mom... I'm hungry.
Mom: have fruit. 
Me: okay *gets double cheeseburger, bigmac, potatoes, chinese food, a party sized pizza*
Mom: *sighs* Its reverse psychology.

Me: mom, mom, mom... I'm hungry.
Mom: Have an extra large pizza, 7 boxes of buffalo wings, bag of potato chips, cheetos, and a world supply of nutella
Me: Okay, *gets an extra large pizza, 7 boxes of buffalo wings, bag of potato chips, cheetos, and a world supply of nutella