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This man is in china and he hears a beautiful noise, the sound

      This man is in china and he hears a beautiful noise, the sound is so amazing he has to know what it is so then he asks an old man and the old man said "you have to be a monk to know what the sound is."
                 So the man trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and trains and in 100 years he becomes a monk.
          The monk goes back to the man and asks again "what is that beautiful sound?" the man replies "follow me."
        The monk goes with him to a staircase and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door.
         The old man forgot his keys so they have to go back down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down 
        The man and monk get the keys and they go back up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door 
          The door is opened to reveal more stairs so they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
         The man forgot his keys again so they have to go down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get the keys
              they get the key and come back up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
             They open the door to find more stairs and they go up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door
       the men are hungry so they go back down down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and down and get food 
        They eat and this time the man remembers the key and they go up and up up and up and up and and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and upup and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up untill they reach a large door 
     the man opens the final door and do you wnat to know what the sound was......

        You need to be a monk to find out!

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