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I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said

I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not
Matthew and Ashley. Come back when you have legally changed your names.

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Eefka 1 decade ago
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I love you for this!
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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago
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...Funny? I think not.
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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It's making a point
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TumblrPatrol 1 decade ago
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http://higgitusfiggitus.tumblr.com/post/50869656428
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TumblrPatrol 1 decade ago
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http://gothlolita.tumblr.com/post/50491591837/im-sorry-but-you-two-cant-get-the-marriage-the
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br0kendreams 1 decade ago
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http://media.tumblr.com/bcf3bc2a16b6015348cead465f15c0bc/tumblr_inline_mfd2x2avt61rpntky.gif
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captainsassy 1 decade ago
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thank you.
TumblrPatrol go away nobody actually wants you to ''approve'' posts. k? bye.
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br0kendreams 1 decade ago
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you're welcome. aren't i amazing? ;p
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TumblrPatrol 1 decade ago
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I never approved of the posts. I simply gave the original owner credit. Like they were supposed to.

And yes, you are quite amazing. I don't know how I will ever recover from that highly insulting gif of Peter Griffin. I am truly mortified.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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holy fk i died
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永久* 1 decade ago
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lol...
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Hale_Storm18

posted May 19, 2013 at 11:16am UTC tagged with funny, religion, bible, gayrights, adamandeve

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