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Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait...

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.

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posted May 19, 2013 at 2:08pm UTC tagged with funny, hilar

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