Funny Quote #6764555
all quotes · funny · mylife · workout · loljk · funnystory ·

I am in no shape to work out

I am in no shape
to work out

Be the first to comment on this quote.

6 Wittians like this

<
Next >

BehindEachSmile

follow

posted May 20, 2013 at 5:10pm UTC tagged with funny, mylife, workout, loljk, funnystory

more quotes by BehindEachSmile

related quotes

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
In Class Boy: Paramore is a terrible band. Me: *twitches* Boy: Ew, Fall Out Boy? Me: *clenches pencil tighter* Boy: Green Day is the worst band ever. Me: *snaps* 2 HOURS LATER Officer: So... he voluntarily climbed out of the window? Me: That seems to be the situation, Officer.
Why do sit ups when you can just sit down?
life would be so much easier if working out was as tempting as eating is