So today at my school a lot of couples were being all lovey dovey
because it was just Junior Prom.
So because I'm forever alone, I stuffed my locker with red
hearts and notes and candy during period 4.
Then right before lunch when everyone was in the hall, I opened
my locker and everyone watched as love letters and poems rained
upon me.
But instead of getting a laugh out of everyone, the hall went
silent and everyone just stared at me...
so I closed my locker and said "Wow, at least she stopped
setting for the music to go off when I open my locker"
and walked away, leaving about 80 love notes that say "I
miss you already, Charlie" in the hallway.
And no one knows it was me.