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"My cousin is six. I was talking to him the other day and



"My cousin is six.

I was talking to him the other day and I said

'What do you want to be when you're older?'

He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'

And I was like 'Why is that?'

'So I can stab people with my head.'"


 

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MaddyIsAmazin 1 decade ago
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LOL hillarious
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OliveJohnsonOnStardoll 1 decade ago
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I love Russell Howard. He's aesome! I saw this on TV too x
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Actually, this is from Russell Howard's tour: Right Here, Right Now.

Not Good News.
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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Ohh, okay!
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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:)
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Never said it was honey ;) I was just asking if carson5482 had seen RHGN seeing as it's his recent stuff. :Lx
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Do you see your name in my comment honey? No. And that joke isn't his recent stuff?
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Okay.. It's just because you said 'not good news'..
& I meant RHGN being his recent stuff?:L Sorry for the confusion, I'm not very clear.x
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I wasn't being rude, I was just making sure there wao confusion. And ahh okay, it's fine. X
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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*was
I have great keyboard skillz
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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I know the feelz :Lx
& with all the time I spend on here I should be a lot better at typing XD
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Ahaha, yeah x
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Too_Many_Secrets 1 decade ago
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He's not your cousin
He's my long lost little brother
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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lolol, yes. xD
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Russell Howard :D!!!
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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Yes! I could not remember his name for the life of me! xD
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Do you watch RHGN? i need to catchup :L
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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Ah, not really. My brother does, though. That's how I know Russel. He loves it though!
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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He's hilarious XD
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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I'll have to look up more of him!
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*Sacha* 1 decade ago
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Most of his stuff's on youtube x
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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And that's what I'll be doing tonight! xD
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carson5482 1 decade ago
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follow for a follow
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posted May 21, 2013 at 4:30pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, laugh, tumblr, kids, childhood, unicorns, standup, lolol, hahah, 9gag, comic, cute

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