In school, we had to write a poem about an animal. I chose to

In school, we had to write a poem about an animal. I chose to write about a unicorn.
Here's how my poem went:

There was a unicorn called Fred,
who lived with no horn on his head.
He went to the doctor,
who asked, "What's the bother?"
He got scared and galloped away.
 

Let's just say I'm not normal.