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posted May 25, 2013 at 10:53pm UTC tagged with
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How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
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- Are you an angel?
- No, why?
- Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
- I'm not an angel though.
- Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
- You know, your mum is very wise.
- Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.
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The most comfortable place
in the world
is me and you,
my head on your chest,
feeling it rise and fall
and listening to your heartbeat,
your arms wrapped around me,
holding me so tight...
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Teacher: Okay, everyone get out a pen.
Me: I only write in pencil.
Teacher: But you have to use a pen for this assignment.
Me: I use pencils because pens are only for perfect people.
Teacher: ...That was deep bro.
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